Nude wader draws crowd at Stearn's Wharf

Saturday, January 31, 2009: I was riding my bike on the Stearn's Wharf today, and i noticed several police officers on the beach, and a Harbor Patrol boat close to shore, and in between them, a man wading in the ocean waist-deep. As he got closer, i could see that he was totally naked. He went under the pier and out the other side, back & forth along the shoreline, staying waist deep and looking lost. The cops on shore and the guys on the boat were trying to coax him out, yelling, pleading him to come out.

Meanwhile, all the tourist families were walking on the wharf, then looking down and seeing a nude man in the icy ocean! They must've thought "What kind of town IS this??" as they covered their childrens' eyes.

It went on for a half-hour, until he finally walked onto the shore and took off running across the beach, until he was tackled by a member of the SBPD.

He spent a good half-hour in the icy water, and was obviously impaired in some way. I kept waiting for police to send someone in a wetsuit out to get him, but it didn't happen, despite the fact that there was an ambulance and a fire department ladder truck on-scene.

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Sid says ... on Saturday, Jun 12 at 5:18 PM

While alot of the officers kept thinking naked man! another officer, the youngest, walked north on the beach and found his swimming trunks which he gave to the guy. Greedy policemen thinking of arresting someone to make themselves look good.

huli 2 says ... on Friday, May 1 at 9:34 PM

paddling with that team will do that to a fella. shrinkage.

bingbnag says ... on Saturday, Apr 25 at 5:43 PM

what this story lacks are the full facts. the nude guy attempted to hit someone with an outrigger paddle, was totally under the influence of some sort of mind altering drug, and was combative. would you want to jump in the water and try to wrestle??

slumdodge minionaire says ... on Monday, Apr 20 at 6:04 PM

Was he too crazy to tell the cops he lost his shorts in the riptide?

shari says ... on Monday, Apr 13 at 7:39 AM

Big deal ! So he was naked, why didn't they just leave him alone, he would of come out sooner or later.

Naked! says ... on Thursday, Apr 9 at 10:36 AM

Naked! Oh My! What has this world come to!!??!! BTW there used to be nude beaches all up and down the coast of Santa Barbara, until the police made all the sunbathers put their clothes on.

Lightartist says ... on Monday, Mar 16 at 3:49 PM

The embarrasment abounds. Nice use of funds. cold water shrinkage. OMG he was nekked as a jay bird! All of us appear some what sheltered. I guess I have no point. Just keep shaking my head.

SB Joe says ... on Monday, Mar 16 at 1:03 PM

Poor guy..... The Police have nothing better to do in this town than call in all units to help one guy naked in the ocean. What a joke.....I feel great to know that my tax money goes to such a waste.

debbthebee says ... on Thursday, Feb 26 at 6:33 AM

If you knew how expensive those nice blue uniforms are you wouldn't be so snotty about the cops reluctance to wade on in! They have to buy their own and the city contributes a mere pittance towards the expense.

Holly says ... on Saturday, Feb 14 at 11:06 PM

My my...the TOURIST FAMILIES (not the couples or singles, BTW) might be upset!! And what would people THINK?? HORRORS!

GermanMike says ... on Wednesday, Feb 11 at 3:26 AM

Son of the beach you spoke right out of my heart,...besides...what a waste of tax money....in those very bad times....

Son of the beach says ... on Tuesday, Feb 10 at 1:22 PM

Unless he was drowning, it was a colossal waste of time. Poor guy. How embarrassing. Perhaps they couldve simply put one officer to monitor the guy until he came out of the water and received a lovely citation for public nudity.

Brier Random says ... on Sunday, Feb 8 at 6:31 PM

No, i'm not saying there's something wrong with nudity itself. But the guy was clearly mentally disturbed, and TEN of our police officers were trying to coax him out of the water for half an hour, then tackled him. Not typical in ANY town anywhere!

CaliforniaGirl says ... on Friday, Feb 6 at 3:27 PM

Right on, GermanMike! =)

GermanMike says ... on Thursday, Feb 5 at 12:47 AM

what do you mean with kind of town(must have been LA-Tourist's,Not from Europe)...are you saying there is something wrong with thousands of towns across the world seeing nude people walking??

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